Brit strips, flashes, prepares for cougar throne
This bitch drives me crazy - in the best way possible. Thank god she doesn't have daughters, cuz by the time they would have rolled around to their teenage years, their crazy ass mom would be fucking their boyfriends. Instead, Britney Spears will be fucking the pubescent friends of Jayden James and Sean Preston, thereby making the boys studs and knocking Dina Lohan off her cougar throne, rendering Brit the official Queen of Cougarville. Grrrrrowwwww.
Brit was spotted last night at Winstons. She entered the bar at the unfashionable hour of 10 pm and immediately took to a table in the back corner. Source was not sure if she was drinking but as the night progressed Britney was seen "dancing like a stripper" and "flashing her underwear - at least three different times." You heard it here first.
Shout out to Valley Girl Intelligentsia for the brilliant picture.
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Ps. COUGAR THRONE = GENIUS.